Local Woman Says Neighbor Is Attacking Her With Electric Rays

Now here's something you don't hear every day. Unless you're a character in a Marvel movie or something, but presumably, you're not.

A woman called the Ramapo police department claiming that her neighbor is attacking her with electric rays. Now, she's not saying that the neighbor actually has electric powers themselves (that would be absurd, come on). No, she says they have some kind of energy weapon that heats her body and ends up causing her pain.

She says that right now, all the energy weapon is doing is causing her to wake up early in the morning. But it's ok, because she's able to defeat the energy weapon by putting aluminum foil on her bed and couches.

Police have not detected any evidence of harassment through electronic wave energy, and Professor Xavier could not be reached for comment.