Man Calls Police For Help, Says He's "Too High"

This guy never got the message that 911 is only for emergencies.

Austintown Township, OH police were called to a home Friday night by a man who complained he was “too high” after smoking too much marijuana.

According to a police report, a 22-year old male could be heard groaning as he lay on the floor in the fetal position. Police say the man “was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies”. The man also told the cops he couldn’t feel his hands.

The man gave his car keys to police, where they later recovered a glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana.

The man declined medical treatment at the home Friday night. Austintown police have not charged the man in the incident as of late Monday morning.