All she wanted was a nice birthday. CBS Albany is reporting that a 55 year-old woman from WestNewton, Pennsylvania allegedly attacked her boyfriend with a box cutter because she didn't receive anything for her birthday.

No a present. Not a cake. Not even a card.

CBS says her boyfriend did, however, take her out to eat Wednesday for her big day. However, once they returned home, there wasn't anything else. Was she hoping for a clown or maybe a humorous telegram? Perhaps he could have had them sing for her at whatever fast food establishment they probably went to that night?

Taking things very hard, the forgotten birthday girl put a box cutter to her boyfriend's throat and threatened to kill him, according to CBS. CBS says she then headed for his bedroom and demolished the place before heading out on foot.

The woman had apparently been drinking vodka all day. If only he had stopped at the liquor store and got her another bottle, maybe this wouldn't have happened?

CBS says she is charged with aggravated assault, making terroristic threats and other counts. No word if the authorities ever at least signed a birthday card for her down at the courthouse.

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