If you listen to Whole Lotta Lunch every weekday, then you may be familiar with a particular gentleman known as Coconut Kenny.

Kenny is a semi regular caller, who first earned his nickname a few years back after calling the show drunk out of his mind off of coconut rum.  After that, it just sort of stuck. Here's the original call from 2015:

Seems Kenny might have fallen on some hard times here. Here he calls looking for the phone number of attorney Jonna Spilbor. He won't say exactly why he needs an attorney, but his slurred speech and bizarre behavior may raise speculation.

Good speed, Coconut. We hope you pull through this.