It's Limerick Day. I never even know there was a Limerick Day, but there is, and I wrote a limerick for each of my coworkers on The Boris and Robyn Show.
The first one is for newsman Bobby Welber-
There once was a newsman named Bobby
Who went to the gym as his hobby
He used all that muscle
To help with the hustle
Of gathering news for the jobby
The next is for our producer Meat Sandwich-
There