Heat Miser, Snow Miser Charged in Hudson Valley Christmas Heat Wave

Heat Miser and Snow Miser. They go by several aliases, but the Kingston Police Department has identified these criminals as the the source of the Hudson Valley's unseasonably warm Christmas.

"These felons can be violent and may be armed with unconventional weapons. They have been known to encase their victims in ice or throw balls of fire at them," the Kingston Police Department said on its Facebook page. "Warrants have been issued for the two individuals and we are seeking the public's help in locating them so that they can be brought to justice and answer for their crimes against our residents."

Only a Grinch or a Florida resident could be satisfied with a green Christmas, the Kingston Police Department went on to say. A white Christmas is what the Hudson Valley expects of its holiday season.

Cold Miser is being sought for fraudulent weather forecasting, while Heat Miser is charged with arson. You can take a look at the tongue-in-cheek arrest warrants below.