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![Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Beer2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
![Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Sex.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Very Important Research Finds We Aren’t Having Sex on Mondays
Monday definitely ain't fun day.
![What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Cheating.jpg?w=980&q=75)
What’s the Average Age When Married Women Start Cheating?
Hmm, that ring starting too feel a little tight, is it?
![Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Poop.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy Neighbor
It's safe to say the poop hit the fan.
![These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Relationship.jpg?w=980&q=75)
These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship
Respect. Compromise. Understanding. That's the old school way to keep your relationship going strong.
![Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
![Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Chimp.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Jerk Chimp Flings Poop at Innocent Grandmother
A family trip to the zoo ended about as badly as it could have for one sweet old lady.
![World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Bumper1.jpg?w=980&q=75)
World’s Fastest Bumper Car Zooms at a Sick 100 Miles Per Hour
Bumper cars as you know them will never be the same.
![Tinder Is Coming to Desktop, Swipe Anywhere Anytime](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Tinder.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tinder Is Coming to Desktop, Swipe Anywhere Anytime
If the ease of swiping on the go isn't enough, you'll soon be able to do it while sitting down.
![This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Hum.jpg?w=980&q=75)
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.