Man Attempts to Swim Across the Atlantic OceanMan Attempts to Swim Across the Atlantic OceanThis is something even Michael Phelps wouldn't try. HopkinsHopkins
McDonald’s Now Has a Nutella Burger SomethingMcDonald’s Now Has a Nutella Burger SomethingThe fast food industry seems determined to take every item in their kitchens and throw it all together into some sort of disgusting mess. HopkinsHopkins
Hudson Valley Man Sues Donald Trump for $1 Billion, Claims Emotional DistressHudson Valley Man Sues Donald Trump for $1 Billion, Claims Emotional DistressWhether if you like Donald Trump or not, this is just absolutely ridiculousHopkinsHopkins
Florida: Fight Breaks Out at Polling StationFlorida: Fight Breaks Out at Polling StationThis has certainly been a heated election, so it's no surprise that there's been at least one altercation at a polling site.HopkinsHopkins
Squirrel Attacks Three at Senior CenterSquirrel Attacks Three at Senior CenterOfficials say they will test the suspect for rabies when caught. HopkinsHopkins
Man Converts Outhouse into Presidential Voting BoothMan Converts Outhouse into Presidential Voting BoothOne farm stand owner has done a little unofficial polling research of his own.HopkinsHopkins
New York State Man Allegedly Drove Drunk to Local JailNew York State Man Allegedly Drove Drunk to Local JailLooks like he was heading to the right place. HopkinsHopkins
Metropolitan Opera House Evacuated After Man Spreads Human AshesMetropolitan Opera House Evacuated After Man Spreads Human AshesA Saturday afternoon performance of Guillaume Tell was canceled, as the Metropolitan Opera House in Manhattan was evacuated over safety concerns.HopkinsHopkins
Truck Full of Weed Candy Bursts into Flames in New JerseyTruck Full of Weed Candy Bursts into Flames in New JerseyA very sad day. HopkinsHopkins