Police: Drunken Woman Allegedly Passes Out in Grease Dumpster

Talk about hitting rock bottom. This story originates from one of our favorite states - Florida.

Anna Marzita Shinkle was partying a little too hard.

A Lee County Sheriff's Office report says that Shinkle was charged with drunken disorderly conduct and resisting an officer after allegedly falling asleep in a Lani Kai Island Resorts's grease dumpster just before 2:00 a.m. Saturday. The report goes on to state that "The female was unresponsive and covered in grease with a shirt on and her pants down at her ankles."

Shinkle would not go quietly.

The deputy says that when they attempted to wake her up, she allegedly responded "by stating 'go **** yourself'...then continuously stuck her middle finger up at him." Shinkle's drunken, grease covered tirade didn't end there. The inebriated party goer said that "she was going to cut us and **** us up.", according to the deputy.

The fire department attempted to assist the woman, but she held onto the grease dumpster making it extremely difficult to remove her.

According to the report, deputies and firefighters, "warned the female that if she did not comply she would be tased...as soon as the female threatened us again and took an aggressive fighting stance, I tased the female."

Shinkle finally complied with officers and was transported to Health Park hospital "to have the taser probes removed" and went to jail.

The Lani Kai refused to comment on the incident.