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Chiefs Crush Patriots, 42-27, In NFL Season Opener
Rookie Kareem Hunt scored three touchdowns, and the Kansas City Chiefs rolled up 21 fourth-quarter points while routing the New England Patriots, 42-27, in the opening game of the 2017 NFL season in Foxboro, Mass. on Thursday night.

Austin Dillon Wins Coca-Cola 600 After Jimmie Johnson Runs Out Of Fuel
Austin Dillon passed an out-of-fuel Jimmie Johnson in the final two laps and won a rain-delayed Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte Motor Speedway in North Carolina on Sunday night.

Kurt Busch Wins His 1st Daytona 500 After Other Leaders Run Out Of Gas
Kurt Busch made a furious dash to the finish line to win his first Daytona 500 at Daytona International Speedway in Florida on Sunday afternoon.

Super Bowl LI Recap: Patriots Rally Past Falcons, 34-28, in OT
James White scored on a 2-yard run in overtime, and the New England Patriots came back to beat the Atlanta Falcons, 34-28, in Super Bowl LI in Houston on Sunday night.

Rio Olympics Recap Day 5: Katie Ledecky Adds Another U.S. Gold
Katie Ledecky helped the United States to another gold medal on Wednesday night at the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil.

2016 Rio Olympics Open With Visually Stunning Ceremony
Costumed dancers, raucous crowds and spectacular fireworks welcomed the best athletes in the world to the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janiero, Brazil on Friday evening.

LeBron James Leads Cleveland Past Golden State, 93-89, For NBA Title
Series MVP LeBron James had 27 points, 11 assists and 11 rebounds, and the Cavaliers shocked the Golden State Warriors, 93-89, in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals in Oakland on Sunday night, bringing a major sports championship to Cleveland for the first time in more than 50 years.

Rookie Alexander Rossi Wins 100th Indy 500
American driver Alexander Rossi conserved his fuel late and hung on to win the 100th running of the 100th Indianapolis 500 in Indiana on Sunday afternoon.

Danny Willett Wins Masters After Jordan Spieth Collapses
A late collapse by defending champion Jordan Spieth allowed Danny Willett to win his first Masters title at Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia on Sunday.

2016 NCAA Tournament Preview: Making Sense of Your March Madness Bracket
The 2016 NCAA men’s basketball tournament field of 68 was announced Sunday evening. While college students around the country rejoiced and planned epic road trips to see their teams in action, you may have been gripped by anxiety: your 2016 NCAA Tournament bracket for your office pool is due soon.