Got 3 minutes to spare? Apparently, that's average length of a lovemaking session for residents of New York State.  Yup, 3 minutes.  Don't feel too bad, though.  New Jersians last just under 2.5 minutes and our friends to the North in Alaska can only handle 1 minute and 21 seconds... probably because they're racing to put their warm clothes back on.

How did anyone actually come up with this data? Well, it's from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that monitors data from movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone.  I'm not sure where your phone needs to be during the "testing" and I really don't want to know who would volunteer to participate.

Oh, and the app also measures thrusts per minute, decibel peak, frequency and way too much more information. The duration stats below come from 10,000 users of the app. Check and see how your Facebook friends across the country measure up:

  1. New Mexico - (7:01)
  2. West Virginia - (5:38)
  3. Idaho - (5:11)
  4. South Carolina - (4:48)
  5. Missouri - (4:22)
  6. Michigan -(4:14)
  7. Utah - (3:55)
  8. Oregon - (3:51)
  9. Nebraska - (3:47)
  10. Alabama - (3:38)
  11. Delaware - (3:33)
  12. Hawaii - (3:28)
  13. Wisconsin - (3:22)
  14. North Dakota - (3:18)
  15. Arizona - (3:17)
  16. Maryland - (3:15)
  17. Mississippi - (3:10)
  18. Rhode Island - (3:09)
  19. Connecticut - (3:07)
  20. Texas - (3:06)
  21. New Hampshire - (3:04)
  22. Wyoming - (3:03)
  23. New York - (3:01)
  24. Pennsylvania - (2:58)
  25. Maine - (2:58)
  26. Washington - (2:51)
  27. Iowa - (2:50)
  28. Illinois - (2:49)
  29. North Carolina - (2:47)
  30. Tennessee - (2:46)
  31. Kansas - (2:38)
  32. California - (2:38)
  33. Massachusetts - (2:31)
  34. Florida - (2:29)
  35. New Jersey - (2:28)
  36. Indiana - (2:26)
  37. Virginia - (2:23)
  38. Oklahoma - (2:21)
  39. Colorado - (2:21)
  40. Minnesota - (2:19)
  41. Ohio - (2:18)
  42. Louisiana - (2:17)
  43. Kentucky - (2:14)
  44. Arkansas - (2:08)
  45. District of Columbia - (2:08)
  46. Nevada - (2:07)
  47. Georgia - (2:07)
  48. Montana - (2:03)
  49. Vermont - (1:48)
  50. South Dakota - (1:30)
  51. Alaska - (1:21)