Unbelievably accurate T-shirt worn by DUI suspect

When Ross McMakin from Corvalis, Oregon got dressed Sunday morning, he probably had a pretty good idea how his night would end up.

Yup, there's nothing quite as poetic as posing for a DUI mug shot while wearing a shirt that says "Drunk as $#!*"

The 21-year-old was arrested on a DUI charge, among others, after he allegedly drove his vehicle on a sidewalk, hit a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend after she tried to grab the car keys. McMakin claims the only reason he was behind the wheel is because his girlfriend didn't know how to drive stick.