The Most Unflattering Hudson Valley Town Nicknames

Does your town have a terrible nickname you've never heard of before? We've compiled a list of the worst town nicknames from across the Hudson Valley.

Of course, no one has more hometown pride than the Hudson Valley. But we also tend to have no problem poking fun at ourselves... and our neighbors.

Here's just a small list of the less-than flattering nicknames we've heard throughout the years for some of the towns and cities here in the Hudson Valley. Of course, some of them are worse than others.

• Poughkeepsie - P-Town, Po-Town
• Albany - Small-bany
• Hopewell Junction - Hopeless Junction, Hopeless Jungle, Hopeless Junkyard
• Newburgh - 'da 'Burgh
• Kingston - K-Town
• Staatsburg - Fats-burg
• Cornwall - Corn-ball
• Saugerties - Snore-gerties, Saug-disease
• Port Ewen - Port Urine
• Fishkill - S**tskill, T**skill
• Pleasant Valley - Peasant Valley, Unpleasant Valley
• Millbrook - Mill-broke
• Ellenville - Smellenville
• Kerhonkson - Kerhonkytonk
• Stanfordville - Stand-still-ville
• Woodstock - Weirdstock
• Lake Katrine - Lake Latrine
• Stone Ridge - Stoned Ridge
• Wappingers Falls - Wappingers Malls, Wappingers Balls
• Warwick - War-whack
• LaGrange - LaGrunge
• Port Jervis - Port Scurvis
• Red Hook - Dead Hook
• Monroe - Fun-roe
• Ulster Park - Ulster Puke
• Schenectady - Skankectady

We're pretty sure that there's a bunch of other nicknames that didn't make our list, so let us know if there's any we may have missed. Feel free to share them on our Facebook page or in the comments section below.