Suspect Steals Python From Pet Store, Stuffs Snake Down His Pants

There's a lot of jokes that could made here.

Investigators are looking for man who they say stole a 2-foot-long, black pastel ball python, from a pet store by stuffing it down his pants.

The theft happened Friday at the A to Z Pet Store in Portland, OR.
Owner, Christin Bjugan, said video surveillance has helped police in identifying the suspect, however.

We know who did it. We know where he lives, we know where he works, we know all about him and his girlfriend. We're just waiting to get our snake back.

The surveillance tape shows the alleged snake theif with a blue-haired woman. The suspect appears to hand his accomplice her keys before taking the snake from a tank.

According to Bjugan, it was close to feeding day for the slithering critter and that this was not a wise move. On the other hand, she said that the snake does like warm, dark places.