Stupid News: Would You Wear a Beer-Belly Fat Guy Fanny Pack?

Our culture continues to spiral towards oblivion.

The NY Post says that the London designer Albert Pukies (is that like "Puke"?) has created the latest novelty craze that basically makes your fanny pack look like an overweight hairy man's stomach hanging out. They're known as Dadbags. 

According to their website, Pukies says he's looking for production partners to bring this dream to fruition. If he can get them made, he plans on selling them for $30 dollars a pop.

Pukies said they’re a great idea for guys (or women too if they'd like) looking to store “typical dad items, like beer, medicine, a sandwich, wallet, sunglasses, keys.”

Of course, everyone on social media is making fun of this:

Hey, the holidays are just around the corner, so maybe this would make a great gift. On the other hand, you could skip the pack and just rest your beer or car keys on your own natural fat gut hanging out and save yourself the thirty dollars.