You'd think Gregory Rodriguez would know better than to steal from right under the nose of his own employer? The Ossining man is accused of allegedly stealing $1,200 worth of meat from the A&P grocery store in Croton-on-Hudson, where he worked. A state police spokeswoman, Trooper Melissa McMorris said all the meat was stolen from the store in one day.

Where did he try to hide all that meat?

In his pants.

There are just too many jokes that could be made. Mr. Rodriguez was arraigned Tuesday night in Cortlandt and sent to the Westchester County Jail.

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