Olympic Opening Ceremonies Drinking Game: Rio 2016
So you didn’t train for 20 years to compete in the Olympics. That's alright, just grab a beer and join The Boris & Robyn Show for the only event we’re physically qualified to participate in: the Opening Ceremony Drinking Game!
Here's how to play:
Every time a country that you never heard of enters the stadium: drink
When you see a country's uniform that is actually uglier than team USA's: two drinks
If they mention the Zika virus: one drink
If they mention the feces in the swimming water: number two drink
If they mention Donald Trump when the Russian team is on screen: two drinks
If someone sings that Peter Allen song about Rio: take four drinks
When they release the doves: three drinks
If any of the doves fly directly into the Olympic torch: pour one out
When any inspirational commercial spotlighting an athlete airs: drink
If those rumors are true and Gisele Bundchen is really fake-mugged during a dramatic recreation of Brazil's crime problems: finish your drink and open another
When Michael Phelps enters the arena carrying the flag: drink
If they mention his DUI arrests: chug
If they mention his drug use: bong hit
If they mention the transgender woman who claims he met her on Tinder and wound up falling in love with her you're already drunk and should go to bed.