Meat Sandwich Proves He’s a Man at Haunted Attraction

We now have scientific evidence that producer, Meat Sandwich, is an actual human man.

The Boris & Robyn Show's much beloved producer was the target of a recent question posed by a WPDH listener: is he human? The evidence questioning Meat Sandwich's status as a human being center mostly around his lack of emotion.

Viewers of the daily "Pre-Show Show" on Facebook noted that Meat Sandwich never seems to get excited or angry. On the program's weekly "Ticked Off Tuesday" segment, Meat never offers up any examples of things he's angry about and is always seemingly content with things as they are.

In order to prove that Meat Sandwich is indeed a human, with real emotions and feelings, we decided to send him through one of the scariest haunted attractions in the country: The Headless Horseman Hayride in Ulster Park.

The morning show producer was fitted with diagnostic equipment that would measure his heart rate and record his facial expressions as he toured the hayride. The data was then sent to Dr. Shalin Patel from the Heart Center at Vassar Brothers' Hospital.

After analyzing the data, Dr. Patel gave us his final verdict: