Man Plows Sidewalk With Motorized Toilet

In what could be perhaps the most genius invention of our time, a Maryland man has achieved the pinnacle of human ingenuity. It's a toilet that plows snow.

Would a snow blower or tractor be more efficient? Of course it would be. But that's the old way of doing things. The human race can now poop while clearing their sidewalks and driveways from snow.

We think this guy should patent his invention and start selling them all over the northeast. The snow this year has got everyone going a little crazy to the point where it just might seem like a good thing to buy. I can picture neighborhoods of Hudson Valley residents hopping on their new toy to dig themselves out in style.