Local Man Claims Vampires Tried to Steal His Lawnmower [AUDIO]

Time Traveler John is another one the unique characters that can be heard calling WPDH's Whole Lotta Lunch.

During previous calls, John has claimed that he successfully built a time machine and has traveled to both the past and future. He's even claimed that when traveling to the past, he's attempted to prevent his own birth, though we don't really want to know the details there.

Now, the Middletown resident says that he's been having issues with some local vampires who keep trying to steal his lawnmower out of his shed. To keep the the unwanted undead out, John says he's resorted to hanging a cross on the shed in hopes his lawnmower will stay safe.

John and his trusty pooch, Ace, also requested to hear some Jefferson Airplane.