The Boris & Robyn Show is moving our office closer to the studio, so that means it's time to downsize. Anyone want our old junk?

You can call us on Friday morning at (845) 471-9734 and tell us how much you think this stuff is worth. If we agree on a price you'll get a piece of WPDH history and we'll donate the cost to The Children's Home of Poughkeepsie.

Here's just a sampling of what we need to get rid of.

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It's a WPDH logo made out of countertop material. Someone painstakingly carved this for some reason or other and presented it to WPDH. It's lovely, but just too heavy for us to keep around.

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No, you're not seeing things. These are really WPDH boxer shorts. We can't guarantee that they've never been worn, but we are certain that they've never been washed.

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A glamour shot of former WPDH Program Director, Gary Cee. It was the one thing Gary didn't take with him when he left and now it's yours.

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Here is an authentic, signed photograph of the alternative rock band Third Eye Blind. It's signed "To Borris," That's right... Boris with two R's. We believe the misspelling adds to the value of this collector's item.

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The complete first season of Boardwalk Empire on DVD. If you don't have an HBO GO account and still have a lo-def TV to watch it on, we're sure you'll enjoy the first season of this Emmy Award Winning series. Spoiler alert: Jimmy Darmody and his mom get it on.

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This Lynyrd Skynyrd confederate flag drink koozie was a gift from a listener way back when racist symbols were still available in stores. Nowadays it's not something we want HR finding in our office. But I'm sure there's some Trump supporter out there who'd enjoy keeping their beer cold while watching a Redskins game.

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Finally, we have a lovely assortment of barware that's been used for our alcohol tastings both on the air and after the show during our "creative" sessions. We're pretty sure they've never been washed with soap, but Meat Sandwich swears he's rinsed them in hot water. If you want them they're yours.

If you see anything you like, just call us on Friday morning during the show at (845) 471-WPDH (9734) and tell us what you think it's worth. We're ready to make a deal. Everything must go...

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