Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Parents Discover 28-Year-Old Son Isn’t Theirs Because He’s Too Good Looking
He's definitely not a chip off the old block.
Car Gets Tangled in Power Lines. Stands Upright. In a Rain Storm.
This is a pretty frightening scene.
Angry Bride Fires Gun at Groom, Proves She’s All Class
Now, this is a shotgun wedding.
Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump Bets
This is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
‘Adam Ruins Everything’ Explains the Sad State of Healthcare
Healthcare -- the two most divisive syllables this side of "repeal."
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.
Coke Zero Is No More, Being Replaced With Coke Zero Sugar
RIP to a popular soda.
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the Internet is in our lives.
A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...