Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Crayola Is Getting Rid of a Crayon — What Color Will It Be?
Color us glum: Crayola will retire a color from its 24-count box, the first time the company, which has been around for over a century, has ever done that.
Shirtless Lunatic Devours Pancakes in the Middle of Busy Road
This guy found himself in a sticky situation.
Elevator Abruptly Switches Direction, Sends Shoppers Tumbling
What goes up must come down, right?
Teacher Fired After Criticizing Student Who Wouldn’t Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
A student who exercised his First Amendment right has led to a teacher losing his job.
Enormous 2-Foot-Long Pizza Slice Redefines Filling
Your eyes may be bigger than your stomach when you look at this.
Married Teacher Busted for Sex With Student Is Loving Life in Mug Shot
You shouldn't always smile for the camera.
Sickly Talented Boy Turns His Entire Head a Terrifying 180 Degrees
We don't know if this kid's got a good head on his shoulders, but we do know he's got a creaky one.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.