7 of the Most Ridiculous ‘Newburgh’ Items Available on Etsy

If you're Christmas shopping for someone who lives in Newburgh you may want to check out some of these real items that are on sale now over at Etsy.

The crafting website, Etsy, is filled with unique one-of-a-kind items that are either incredible finds or some of the worst things ever made by human hands. We'll let you decide which is which as you check out seven Newburgh-themed items that are ready for you to take home today.

A Newburgh Holiday Inn necklace

Yup, it's an old room key from the Newburgh Holiday Inn with a piece of leather string around it. This unique gift will only set you back $28. Hurry, there's just one left!

A print of the Newburgh skyline

Of course everyone recognizes the iconic skyline of Newburgh, New York with its... er, buildings and stuff. This overly filtered image is funky and fun and really, really purple. Even better, it's currently 20% off.

Newburgh printing plate

Now this one is kind of neat. According to the description, this piece of metal is actually from the Southern Wooden Box Factory that used to be located in Arkansas. It was used to mark crates that were being sent to Newburgh containing drinks of some sort. A price tag of $48 for an old hunk of metal does seem a little steep though.

An old photo of two creepy Newburgh kids

This old photograph was taken in Newburgh, NY back in the 1800s. We're not quite sure who they are, or why you would want to hang them in your family room, but the photographer was Remillard located in Newburgh. If that means anything to you, these confused-looking kids with interlocked arms can be yours for the bargain price of $4.95.

Newburgh-Beacon Bridge pillow

According to Love Is A Pillow, this item will make you the "envy of the neighborhood."  Of course, who wouldn't be envious of a person who has a pillow that depicts the geometric patterns of the Newburgh-Beacon Bridge? This faux suede pillow has a faux down insert so people can be faux impressed by your trendy $59.95 piece of Newburgh kitsch.

Directions for using a hydraulic truck jack made in Newburgh

Does someone on your Christmas list have an old Jaxall truck jack from the early 1900s lying around the house but has now idea how it works?  $19.99 could change all of that.

Custom Newburgh map necklace

Wear your Newburgh pride around your neck with this necklace. It's a little pricy at $15.99, but it is still cheaper than buying a GPS.